In the wind…
May 2011
The Temperamental
Organ
Winter was coming to an end and at Fenway Park, fabled home
of the Boston Red Sox and the facilities manager was working down his checklist
of pre-season chores. This would be the
second year of the new ballpark organ and he figured it would need tuning. He called up Fred Opporknockity, the guy who
had delivered the organ, and asked if he could come to tune the organ before
Opening Day. Fred replied that the organ
didn’t need to be tuned – he was sure it would be fine. Mr. Facilities suggested that the organ at
his church was tuned for Christmas and Easter.
“No,” said Fred, “don’t you know that Opporknockity tunes but once?”
This joins a long list of so-called jokes like the one that
ends, “Is that an almond daiquiri, Dick?”
“No, it’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.”
Or the one that goes….. But I
digress. (How can I digress when I’m
only a hundred-sixty words into it?)
In fact the Fenway Park organ didn’t need to be tuned. It’s electronic and was tuned at the
factory. But the tuning of pipe organs
is a subject without end or beginning, without right or wrong, without rhyme or
reason – it just needs to be in tune!
Mr. Facilities’ recollection that the church organ needs to
be tuned for Christmas and Easter (notice that I capitalized Opening Day as a
High Holyday!) is only half right, in my opinion. For years I scheduled big tuning routes that
occupied Advent and Lent, but where I live in New England Christmas and Easter
are almost always both winter holidays, and the August brides would walk down
countless center aisles straining to the strains of sorry eight-foot Trumpets
that made that her guests pucker as if they were biting into a lemon. It’s my experience that summertime tuning
problems always involve either “soprano” D, F#, or A, ruining virtually every
Trumpet-Tune processional. In one
wedding I played, the fourth E went dead – the trill on beat three of Jeremiah
Clark’s ubiquitous tune made me laugh. I
was only quick enough to go down a half-step, a safe enough transposition
because you can keep playing the same printed notes with a different key
signature. It was an awkward sounding
transition, but at least it gave me back my “dee diddle-diddle-diddle da-da dum
de dum dum” instead of “dee doh-doh-doh da-da dum de dum dum.”
Gradually I changed my plan to define seasonal tunings as
“heat-on” and “heat-off” – around here that works out to be roughly November
and May – and maybe it means I found myself a little extra work because there often
seem to be Easter touch-ups as well.
§
Why do we schedule tunings according to seasons? Simply and authoritatively because the pitch
produced by an organ pipe of a given length is subject to temperature. Say a pipe play “440-A” and say it’s
seventy-degrees in the church. Raise the
temperature a degree and now the same pipe plays 442 (roughly). And the catch is that the reeds don’t change
with temperature and the wooden pipes (especially stopped pipes) are more
affected by humidity than temperature.
So when there’s a temperature swing the organ’s tuning flies into
pieces. You cannot define organ pitch
without reference to temperature. A contract
for a new organ is likely to have a clause that defines the organ’s pitch as
A=440 at sixty-eight degrees.
And here’s the other catch.
My little example said it was seventy-degrees in the church. But it’s never seventy-degrees everywhere in
the church. It may be seventy at the
console, sixty-six in the Swell, sixty-one in Choir, and eighty-two in the
Great. If these are the conditions when
it’s cold outside and the thermostat is set to sixty-eight, you can bet that
summertime conditions have it more like seventy-five or eighty degrees
everywhere in the building except any high-up area where you find organ pipes –
then it’s super hot and the reeds won’t tune that high.
Conditions outdoors can have a dramatic effect on organ
tuning. Imagine an organ placed in two
chambers on either side of a Chancel and imagine that the back wall of each
organ chamber is an outside wall. The
tuner comes on a rainy Friday and gets the organ nicely in tune. Sunday dawns bright and sunny, the
south-facing wall gets heated up by the sun and that half of the organ goes
sharp. During the sermon the organist
“txts” the tuner to complain about how awful the organ sounds. (Wht wr u doing L) The following Thursday the organist shows up
for choir rehearsal and finds the tuner’s bill in his mailbox. What would you do? Was it the tuner’s fault that it rained? Any good organ tuner pays attention to
weather conditions and forecasts as if he was the mother of the bride planning
an outdoor wedding.
I care for a large tracker-action organ in Boston housed in
a free-standing case with polished tin Principal pipes in the facades of Great,
Pedal, and Ruckpositiv cases. It’s
situated in a contemporary building designed by a famous architect who gave the
congregation the gift of light from the heavens coming through a long narrow
window that runs along the ridge of the roof.
In the winter as the sun moves across the sky brilliant light moves
across the front of the organ heating the façade pipes as it goes. Instantly the Great eight-foot Principal goes
thirty or forty cents (hundreds of a semi-tone) sharp. Do the math – how many hundredths of a
semitone are there in a quarter-tone? Guess what time of day this happens? Eleven AM.
And guess what time the opening hymn is played of a Sunday morning? The first time I tuned that organ I felt as
though I was in a carnival fun-house with mirrors distorting the world around
me as the organ’s pitch followed the sun across the room.
Temperature’s rising.
In order to do a conscientious tuning, we ask the church
office to be sure the heat is up for when we tune. When they ask what it should be set to I
reply that they should pretend that the tuning is a Sunday morning worship
service. If the heat is turned up to
sixty-eight degrees five hours before the hour of worship, then set the heat at
sixty-eight five hours before the tuning.
It’s not very scientific but it seems to get the point across.
I’ve arrived many times to start a tuning to find that there
is no heat in the church. Sorry, can’t
tune. I’ll come back tomorrow – and the
time and mileage I spent today goes on your bill. Once I showed up at the church (made of blue
brick and shaped like a whale – some architects have the strangest ideas) and
the sexton proudly announced, “I got it good and warm in there for you this
time.” It was ninety-five degrees in the
church and the organ sounded terrible.
Sorry, can’t tune. I’ll come back
tomorrow. He must have run four-hundred
dollars of fuel oil through that furnace in addition to my bill for wasted time.
And the haughty authoritative Pastor of a big city Lutheran
church once said to me from under an expensively-coiffed shock of theatrical
white hair, “We heat the church for the people, not the organ.”
The eternal battle of the organ tuner and the thermostat is
not because we don’t like working in cold rooms. It’s not because we want the organ to be
warm. It’s physics. When you chill oxygen the molecules get
closer together and it thickens to the point at which it becomes a liquid. When
air warms, the molecules get further apart.
When the air molecules get further apart the air gets less dense. When the air gets less dense, sound waves
need less energy and they shorten. When
the sound waves shorten, the pitch increases.
It’s not a matter of comfort, it’s physical law – the laws of
physics.
The same laws say that the organ will be in tune at the
temperature at which it was tuned. Set
the thermostat at sixty-eight on Thursday for the organ tuning, turn it down to
fifty-five, then back up to sixty-eight on Sunday. Voila!
The organ is in tune – unless the weather changed. And it’s better for the organ not to be
heated vigorously all the time. Ancient
European organs have survived for centuries partly because their buildings are
not superheated. American churches are
often guilty of “organ baking” – keeping the heat up all winter using the
argument that it’s more cost-efficient than reheating a cold building several
times a week.
§
It’s a Zen thing.
I’ve been asked if I have perfect pitch. No – and I’m glad I don’t. A roommate of mine at Oberlin had perfect
pitch and he identified that my turntable ran slow (remember turntables?). It didn’t bother me – but he couldn’t bear
it. The organ tuner with perfect pitch
has to compensate for the fact that you are not necessarily tuning at
A=440. If the organ is a few cents sharp
or flat when you arrive to tune, chances are you’re going to leave it that
way. It takes several days to change the
basic pitch of most organs. And for
really big organs it can take weeks.
I’ve been asked how I can stand listening to “out of
tune-ness” all day. I don’t like hearing
it when I’m listening to organ music or attending worship, but when I’m tuning
I love it because I can change it.
There’s a satisfaction about working your way up a rank of pipes
bringing notes into tune. You can feel
them “click” into tune – in good voicing there’s a sort of latching that I
sense when I give the pipe that last little tick with my tool.
An organ tuner is something of a contortionist – he has to
be able to forget about physical discomfort in the often awkward spaces inside
an organ so he can concentrate on the sounds.
He often hangs from a ladder or a swell-shutter for stability. (Keyholders, please keep your dagnabbit feet
off the Swell pedal!) He learns to tune
out little mechanical noises and defects of speech. An organ pipe might have burps and bubbles in
its speech that are clearly heard when you’re inside the organ and still sound
perfect from the nave or the console.
He gets into a nice quiet state and a rhythm develops:
“next,” tick-tick-tick, “next,” tick-tick-tick.
A couple hours and ten ranks (610 pipes) into it and the sexton comes in
with a vacuum-cleaner. The flowers are
delivered for Sunday. A lawn-mower
starts up at the house next door. The
Pastor brings in a soon-to-be married couple.
They politely assure me, “don’t worry, you’re not disturbing us.”
Once I showed up to tune the organ at a University
Chapel. A couple heavy trucks full of
equipment were outside and a guy was loading tools into the bucket of a
cherry-picker. I went up to him saying I
was there to tune the organ and wondered if they’d be making noise. “Not much,” he said, “just a little
hammer-drilling.” I suggested that a
mosquito would be a lot of noise for me.
“Well you’re in deep -----.”
§
As I write, the Red Sox official website says that the
Opening Day game at Fenway Park starts in twelve days, eight hours, thirteen
minutes, and twenty-five, twenty-four, twenty-three seconds. It doesn’t really matter whether the organ is
tune or not – they don’t use it as a ball-park organ any more. But there was a time when the organ music was
an integral part of the ball-park experience.
A common question in Boston sports trivia quizzes was, “Who’s the only
person who played for the Red Sox, the Bruins (hockey), and the Celtics
(basketball)?” Answer – John Keilly, the
organist for Fenway Park and the Boston Garden.
My father and I have been to dozens (maybe hundreds?) of
games at Fenway Park. He’s had the same
seats (Section 26, Row 4, seats 13 and 14) since the early seventies. When John Keilly was at the Hammond B-3, we
joked about getting to the Park early so we could hear the Preludes. And he had an uncanny knack for playing the
right tune at the right time. When
Carlton Fisk hit his now legendary “walk-off” twelfth-inning homerun to win
game six of the 1975 World series, Keilly created a secondary sports legend
when he played “Hallelujah” – though not according to historical performance
practices.
§
Nancy Faust was organist for the Chicago White Sox from 1970
until her last game on Sunday, October 3, 2010.
She missed five games in 1983 when her son was born – otherwise she
played for more than 3200 games without missing one. When she was hired petitions were circulated
by fans and sports officials offended that the White Sox had placed a woman on
the team’s payroll. But she came into
her own when Harry Carey became the radio commentator for the Sox. He gave her the moniker Pretty Nancy Faust, and started the tradition of leaning out the
window of his announcer’s box to lead the singing of Take Me Out To the Ballgame as Nancy played. She played by ear, and kept current with all
the latest music through her four decades of playing so she was always ready
with a current musical quip for the amusement of the fans. She was the originator of the ballpark use of
the now ubiquitous 1969 Steam song Na Na
Hey Hey (Kiss him goodbye), playing it when the pitcher of an opposing team
was pulled out during the 1977 pennant race.
Nancy Faust was honored by the White Sox for her years of
service to the team and its fans on September 18, 2010 in a pre-game
ceremony. Ten thousand Pretty Nancy
Faust bobble-head dolls were distributed to fans that day. My wife Wendy lived and worked in Chicago for
about ten years and as both a gifted organist and a baseball fan, she joined
countless other Chicagoans celebrating Faust’s contribution to the game. We heard about her retirement on the NPR
sports program Only A Game” early one
Saturday morning and Wendy let me know how much she wanted one of those
dolls. With thanks to Chicago colleague
organbuilding and theatre-organ guru Jeff Weiler, I found one complete with the
ticket stub for the September 18 game and it now has an honored place in our
living room.
In the pages of this journal we often read about churches
celebrating their retiring long-time organists.
I’ve read plenty of stories about fancy concerts with reunions of dozens
of past choir members, music committees commissioning commemorative anthems
(bet you can’t say that three times fast!), cakes that look like pipe organs,
bronze plaques, and surprise tickets for Caribbean cruises, but never
bobble-head dolls. How cool is that?
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